I have outlined the protocol for using the LIFE SAVING GLUCAGON three times now. It's not complicated. I started with Gene tonight and said : "So. Gene. You know the protocol for the glucagon, right? To which Gene replied: "Huh? Oh.... you mean your shot thing? Yeah." Then to prove himself he turned around and opened the WRONG drawer and dug around before saying: "Uh... wasn't it in HERE? (Giggle)". Gene - FAIL.
Then I asked Gus. He promptly opened the correct drawer and quickly located the bright red box containing the shot. Then (just as I was feeling the love) he grumbled: "Except I can't open it" And I said: "It should just pop right out" (referring to the little syringe). To which Gus answered: "No. I mean I can't get this red box open". Gus - FAIL.
Obviously Trent would not let me down so I sought comfort from my rock. Trent nodded assuredly and said: "Well. FIRST we call 911". Me: "FOR FUCK SAKE!! DID you NOT read the paperwork I gave you? It CLEARLY states: DO NOT CALL 911 FIRST!! FIRST ADMINISTER SHOT - THEN call 911. (It's even in BOLD TYPE and CAPITALIZED.) Trent - FAIL.
Tomorrow I will check Neil, Bay and Mike. Then I will try to insure that I never have another low blood sugar episode. JEEEEZE.